[accusing Matilda of putting a newt in her drinking water] Oh, my undercarriage doesn't feel quite normal. [Miss Honey briefly nods yes as she leaves to rescue Matilda from the Chokey]. . Miss Honey: [Talking about the cake] FBI Agent Bob: . But if you did happen to have a story you wanted to tell . . Agatha Trunchbull: [he, Zinnia, and Mikey glance at the paper, then at Matilda] [Harry and Zinnia are leaving the hospital with the baby]. This clot, this foul carbuncle is none other than a disgusting criminal! You might as well be saying you think that it's okay, [to MATILDA] You! Now go watch TV like a good kid. It is flanked by AMANDA and ERIC in lab coats over their costumes. I am trying to pull off the biggest business deal of my life and I have to listen to this. Isn't there some more? Oh, yes, she's definitely advanced! Look at you trying to hide, silly. [He dances backwards and MRS WORMWOOD follows along.]. I did *not* glue my hat to my head! 'Cause your life as you know it is ancient history. I mean, it's just not normal for a girl to be all . Matilda Wormwood: I wonder what Miss Trunchbull is afraid of. MISS TRUNCHBULL FBI Agent Bob: You know what interruptions do to my energy flow. What poem would that be? Dip face! My daddy says I'm his special little guy! Do you think in that moment, when my big moment came, [He sits down in a zen position.]. And . Maybe. Did we sell some cars today, honeydew? You've gotta learn to listen up, kid. And . MATILDA Patience, my love. Like Romeo and Juliet, Matilda: I'm in the zone, doll! My school is a model of discipline! Maybe I shouldn't tell you any more. You gotta be loud! [to MATILDA] This is your fault. MATILDA 5. Stand up and be proud! A brand new human being! When the sun comes up, And I will watch cartoons until my eyes go square - CHILDREN - And I won't care 'Cause I'll be all grown up. LAVENDER puts the wooden spoon back in his hand. MAN: So hilarious. MISS HONEY What about rules, Honey? I always compete, doctor. A really strong stomach. And it was the most scrumptious cake in the entire world. You're better off raising tomatoes. cancelled! This little girl needs somebody strong to fight by her side. A child. MRS PHELPS enters. Now, get out of here, you little stink worm! If you took your time , CHILDREN You are guilty, because you are a fiend. MISS HONEYbeckons MATILDA to the back of the class. . Oops! Zinnia Wormwood: I'm gonna take that no-good jalopy you sold me and shove it up your bazooga! [She takes a mirror from the armchair.] Eleven times two is twenty-two. I'm great! And yet, every single life, Everything was arranged by [She pulls her coat over her head to simulate a hunchback, and grabs a large book.] Apply just one simple rule Right. Do you think I would allow myself to be defeated by these maggots, do you? You fool! google_ad_format="120x90_0ads_al_s"; So they say. . The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS line up again. 6. Michael, pencil and paper, in the kitchen. Flashbulbs go off. MATILDA I'm gonna give you a tanning like you never had in your life! But nobody else is gonna put it right for me. How sweet. My daddy says I would be the teacher's pet! MRS PHELPS Marvellous. Harry Wormwood: . Mrs Wormwood, do you really have no idea? Bruce! MRS WORMWOOD Miracle! MISS HONEY Harry Wormwood: Hat seems to be, er . Don't be pathetic! Stood! There's not a lot of difference in size.